Just a few short months ago, Miss USA Tara Conner was drinkin’ and cokin’ her way into our hearts as the newest trollop to experience the downside of fame. One minute she was on “Project Runway” judging paegant gowns, and the next she was honking up rails and had her face buried in other chicks’ ta-tas. Then she went and cried in public and begged Trump for her job. You can be sure Trump had a boner over all of it. It’s like that with him. Anyway, Tara did the rehab cure and now she’s out and fresh and clean as a Barbie still in the box. A Barbie complete with tattoos commemorating her rehab stay! Does Mattel make one of those? Rehab Barbie? Complete with a carton of cigarettes, and a Kabbalah string bracelet and a tiny Evian bottle for smuggling in vodka? And a cell phone to arrange secret rehab lawn sex with whatever crackhead British model you’re dating at the time.

TMZ spies spotted the 21-year-old ex party girl Sunday brunching with five male pals at Quality on L.A.’s trendy West Third Street — sporting an AA-inspired tat on each wrist. Guess rehab wasn’t just a Trump PR stunt! Tara had the words “Let Go” inscribed on her left wrist and “Let God” on the right. Both terms are oft-recited mantras in 12-step recovery programs.

That’s completely inspirational. I’m sure she’ll never do it again. She should have “Keep It On The Downlow” and “Don’t Get Caught” tattooed instead for the inevitable plunge off the wagon.