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I’m sorry, Ed, have you BEEN an Earthling since Sept. 11? Were you AWARE of a couple of tightened security procedures in airports around the world? Is this new to you? God, these actors are such dolts. Ed Harris had to go through the security checks that every other person in the free world has to and he threw a wobbly. Just because you’re a good actor doesn’t give you license to act like a dildo, Ed. He was probably pissed because they wouldn’t allow him to carry his favorite box cutter on the plane. Oh wait, it was actually a KNIFE. What?!?
Hollywood actor Ed Harris was held for hours by police at Heathrow for trying to take a knife on to a plane yesterday. The Truman Show star, 56, was said to have thrown a “hissy fit” when asked to empty his pockets at a security checkpoint. He moodily threw his wallet on the floor and was “making life as difficult as possible” for search staff.
He also threw keys and change and crap everywhere. He got his ass detained for hours and the cops were called. Only then did Old Man River realize he was acting the fool. He missed his flight, too. I missed my flight once, because of a wallet-stealing hooker. My excuse is better.
Miss Beca | August 10, 2007 at 4:54 pm
can i just say that this picture of what appears to be a tiny man detatching himself from Ed’s head is FANTASTIC!
JayBea | August 10, 2007 at 4:58 pm
your excuse IS better. Damn hookah! Wheres that pic of her again?
green cardigan | August 10, 2007 at 5:08 pm
Oh Ed ! I liked you too. Where have you been for the last 5 years? Living in a submarine? What kind of knife was it, a machette?
At least he wasn’t shouting ‘Don’t You Know Who I Am?’ while he was flinging his loose change around. Or maybe he was.
Prick Up Your Ears | August 10, 2007 at 6:45 pm
Love the guy. He’s a great actor. Sadly, he’s also a big drinker. He was prolly loaded when this went down.
jingomaster | August 11, 2007 at 6:11 pm
you better check yourself before you wreck yourself, cause messin with Hed Airriss is bad for your health!
Alicia | August 12, 2007 at 10:01 am
You’re all the same: Obey the rules! Don’t give authorities a hard time! The government is always right! Don’t piss off the law man! Oooooh! You all wanna medal for being “good”! No wonder this generation is such a bunch of goody-two-shoes do-nothing, think-nothing losers!