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Something about Ed Westwick is disturbing. Like he seems to be the type that while looking like a J. Crew or Brooks Brothers model, he’s really more like Christian Bale in American Psycho. Like he’ll kill you and sell your parts on the black market for cash to pay for his fashion addiction. Who’s with me?

In his recent interview with MTV Style, the Gossip Girl star confesses he wears the Speedos, “Oh, always. Certainly,” and then went on to say, “A lot of time the short ones are cool. If you have the bod for it, you know. I think it all has to do with how you wear it, and that’s for anything that has to do with clothes.” I wonder why he doesn’t want a girlfriend.

Ick. I just can’t get on board with that. Euro trunks are one thing, actual penis-bras are quite another. Thoughts?