Eddie Murphy Is Ready To Soft Rock You

December 30th, 2008 // 5 Comments

Oh dear lord, you should be on the phone with your agent looking for a movie that doesn’t suck or isn’t aimed at 6-year-olds. Here’s Eddie Murphy….guess where…in ST. BART’S….serenading two hoes on a yacht.

Please, please, please let him be doing an acoustic version of “Party All The Time.” All it would be missing is Rick James in the studio booth conducting that shit like it was the Boston Pops. And please let those two chicks be pre-ops with some good tuck. How do you think he met Mel B.?

Eddie is supposedly up for the Riddler in the third Batman flick, and if that’s true – my ass is playing Robin.

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Oh dear lord, you should be on the phone with your agent looking for a
movie that doesn’t suck or isn’t aimed at 6-year-olds. Here’s Eddie Murphy….guess where…in ST. BART’S….serenading two hoes on a yacht. Please, please, please let him be doing an acoustic version of “Party All The Time.” All it would be missing is Rick James
in the studio booth conducting that shit like it was the Boston Pops.
And please let those two chicks be pre-ops with some good tuck. How do
you think he met Mel B.?Eddie is supposedly up for the Riddler in the third Batman flick, and if that’s true – my ass is playing Robin.

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Comments (5)

  1. stolidog | December 30, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    um, what’s all over the tranny on the left’s butt? tattoos? A prison tranny at that.

  2. Jess | December 30, 2008 at 4:53 pm

    The one on the left hardly even has a butt. It looks really flat.

  3. kelly | December 30, 2008 at 9:24 pm

    that’s the most un-sexy ass i have ever seen.

  4. Deen | December 30, 2008 at 10:57 pm

    What unsexy ass that bitch has no ass what the hell is he doing with them don’t they like women with big fat asses ,and he said that he ONLY DATES black women so what happen there

  5. mike | January 9, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    Jealousy is a terrible thing … u all envy the hell out of Ed!

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