I’ll be honest–I’m not even sure exactly what this event was that I was covering. It wasn’t the ESPY awards, it was a party about them, or something. God, I’m such a good journalist. That aside, I experienced two firsts Tuesday evening. Number one, I was at my first event at which an on-site paramedic was stationed in anticipation of some possible injuries during the party. Number two, Bai Ling showed up and I took my first picture of a celebrity nipple. Although, since it was Bai Ling, it’s kind of like shooting fish in a barrel, so I can’t really brag. But still, she was my first.
There were bunch of skaters and bicycle-riding extreme sports guys (Do you like my knowledge of the technical jargon?) doing flips and stuff from a 30-foot ramp thing. It was awesome, if you’re into that kind of thing. Personally, I was more excited to see Maria Sharapova, Ladainian Tomlinson and a surly Peyton Manning, who brushed past us paparazzi so quickly, we couldn’t get a picture. Amanda Beard, who recently enjoyed a cover and a spread in Playboy also showed up in what looked like a mini-mermaid dress that I rather loved.
More photos of the stars in attendance, including Bai Ling’s nipple after the jump (NSFW)


































omg her nip is HUGE!
Damn. You could hang your keys on that baby.
Looks like Bai Ling was smuggling some steamed clams into the party (just the necks, not the bellies) EWWWWW
wow. her nipple looks like a damn pacifier.
Jillian Murray looks so hot in that pic of her in the white dress!!! I cant wait for her video game and her new movie to come out!!!! Im her #1 fan!!!
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close your eyes and just imagine