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Jessica Simpson seems to have found a friend in Eva Longoria, after meeting her through their shared hair stylist, Ken Paves, with Eva reportedly set to make an appearance in Simpson’s new music video.
Way to strategize, Jess. I think the ol’ girl might be a little more clever than we’re willing to give her credit for.
The way I see it, I have to give Jess kudos on two counts.
First of all, VERY smart move on being friendly with the woman with whom you have to share your main man (your hair stylist, a very important man, especially to Texas women).
Secondly, it seems Jess is following the old adage of keeping her friends close and her frenemies closer, which I applaud. Cause come on, doesn’t Eva totally seem like the type to totally sleep with Nick? And she she’d be all, “Omigod, I thought you totally said that I COULD sleep with him. This is totally just a miscommunication.” And then you’d be all, “Bitch, like I ever said you could sleep with my ex. That is some fucked up shit.” And then she’d be like, “Well, oops. I promise, it SO won’t happen again.” So, if Jess is smart, she’s keeping Eva close to keep an eye on her.
Or maybe she should figure out a way to have her banned from the United States. I’d appreciate if she did, so that I won’t run the risk of the bitch sleeping with my man.
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gossipwhore5 | June 26, 2006 at 1:40 pm
well obvisouly these tow girls know nothing about making the “right” friends… as their hair always looks like crap.. nice roots Jess… There has to be something more to Ken Paves… maybe he sold his soul to the devil… hummmmmm
gOssiP | June 26, 2006 at 3:39 pm
wow did you see the size, or lack there of jessica’s nose? where did it go? she looks AWFUL!!
i guess what they say is true–karma’s a bitch!
Debbie Debutante | June 26, 2006 at 8:23 pm
eva, call me so we can plan your staged kidnapping. you really should stay away from that whore, jessica.
Debbie Debutante | June 26, 2006 at 8:23 pm
eva, call me so we can plan your staged kidnapping. you really should stay away from that whore, jessica.
karmasabitch | June 27, 2006 at 7:00 am
why does her nose look different in every recent pic??????????????????? did she have more work done or what
I noticed | June 27, 2006 at 9:47 am
Dawg, Jessica really looks HUGE standing there next to Eva Longoria. Eva must be a teeny tiny thing.
el poop | June 27, 2006 at 8:57 pm
dude, jessica simpson has huge feet – the shoes she’s wearing are rather small for her fugly feet!!