Well, I doubt she’ll ever be a housewife in the truest sense of the word, but at least she is married. She’s had three weeks to enjoy her wedding and honeymoon to basketball player, Tony Parker, and is now getting back to work. It was fun while it lasted, but Eva sounds like she’s ready to get back to the business of making television.

“It was a great wedding, but it was time to come home,” Longoria’s rep Liza Anderson tells PEOPLE. “I got a call from her this morning (and) she was already at work. She sounded so great, really upbeat. She’s completely content.”

I wonder how much of that three-week wedding celebration was spent returning lame gifts. And quite honestly, I can’t exactly imagine what a lame gift from a rich person would look like. I mean, they can’t very well get you a crappy toaster, can they? Maybe a crappy Rolls Royce, or something. That would be awesome. I want to get a crappy Rolls Royce. And a crappy toaster.