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Yes it’s true. Eva Longoria will be coming to a Border’s near you soon. What is Eva going to be writing about? Sex, of course. The actress is in negotiations to write a raunchy novel. She’s doing it for her love of writing, of course.
She says, “They offered a huge deal and I like the idea of seeing my book on a shelf. The plot’s top secret so far but let’s just say I have a wild imagination.”
Eva Longoria To Write Romance Novel [Starpulse]
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Ah, finally, a cure for insomniacs!
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Can she even read, let alone write?
Oh, ghostwriters. Anyway, expect lots of yawnable “Oooh, I like sex and this and that” stuff, thinly in a roman a clef. She’s so predictable. If anyone can make sex boring, she can.
God this woman annoys the hell out of me.
I’m Eva Longoria’d out. She and ALL the Housewives (minus Felicity) really need to take a break from our consciousness for awhile and spend some time browbeating their writers to, perhaps, actually write a halfway decent episode or two for next season.
Why oh why do publishers continue to print stupid crap from celebrities, rather than take a chance on a truly talented writer? Because dumbass people buy the crap!
I am certain anything she ‘writes’ will not interest me in the least!
The woman has the brain of a chicken. Ignorance is bliss, she hasn’t a clue about being an author. She should stick with what she knows…being a bimbo.
kinda like how Nicole Richie wrote a “book.” Why do they do this to us?
Can she just go away!? I still think she can piss off for being so mean to people on a daily basis. She’s like a younger Patricia Heaton.
*Ughh*
I don’t the obsession with her. She’s got the body of an 11 year girl. Why do men think she’s so sexy? Have you seen those pics of her in her bikini on a lounge chair. She has a beautiful face with all that makeup on, but come on guys…
sloppy post..sorry.
GOD, this woman is such an ass. GO AWAY!
Heres an opener to your novel Eva a little advice from an angel!!!!
Life Delights
8 dollars for a six pack,
Big Red soda machine an L.A. street and your back,
Someone that never eats fastfood,
A soul mate that eats grease because of a depressed mood,
Sunrises at the Taco Cabana,
Truly a mexican woman my little mama,
Two corn tortillas put to the most beautiful lavios,
One filled with beans the other chorizo con huevos,
If midday a barbacoa and shopping for stilletoes,
chanclas even high heeled exposing you toes,
Next to the right man you can wear comfortable shoes,
tennis to so called flip flops anthing will do,
I would cherish a time spent at the La Margarita with you,
Half shells, tapatillo, and um lemon juice,
Attitude a little salty but a sin if repented he could excuse,
An Aphrodisiac influencing a verde moon,
How many muscles does it take to consume a womb,
A game I would play any night for you,
A pearl stone to see a smile so beautiful,
Forgiveness I will always ask of for you,
Reguardless if we ever meet even after all the clues,
My Lifes Delight happens to be the Love of God and just one thought of you.
by your AOW
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“The plot’s top secret so far but let’s just say I have a wild imagination.”
…and wild delusions of intelligence.
It’s top secret because they haven’t told it to her yet.