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Here’s some wacky snaps of Eva Mendes in Italian Vogue. And yes, that’s her in the pseudo-beehive chewing her toenails or whatever it is they directed her to do. She looks like the exhange student that came to stay in Ann-Margret’s house in 1963. Celebrities will do pretty much anything a photographer says if the publication is well-known. This looks like some kind of unearthed 1960s stag reel from a dead guy’s underground porn collection. Imagining what happens next is giving me the creeps.
More photos of Eva Mendes in Italian Vogue after the jump.
IS it wrong that I still think she’s hot? And that if she asked me really nicely @ the right time, I’d nibble her toes? I just grossed myself out a little, but nevertheless, its still true.\
Are her boobies also really blacked out, or just to keep this SFW? I may go to Italy just to get this magaizine now.
In the selfish personal interest of myself and many others, I respectfully ask that you….
UNBLACK THE BOOBIES!!!!!
Gross. But, sexy. Anything she does is fantastic.