Even People Who Have Been Inside Paris Hilton Don’t Want To Be Associated With Brandon Davis

April 9th, 2007 // 7 Comments

(Flynet)

Brandon Davis was sold out by Paris Hilton-sperm donor Stavros Nachos Doritos at a Details party in late March. This just goes to show you that money can’t buy you EVERYTHING. If you’re an obnoxious d-bag, bitches are still going to lose your number.

Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis is so unpopular, even his friends don’t want to be associated with him. The oil-heir grandson of the late Marvin Davis showed up to the Details magazine party March 29th at producer Mary Parent’s house in Hollywood and became enraged when he was denied access. According to our spy, “he started demanding that staffers get Stavros [Niarchos].” The Greek shipping heir had evidently told Davis about the party and was already inside. But when staffers found Niarchos, he begged them to tell Davis that he wasn’t there, adding, “I didn’t invite him here, and I don’t really want to be around him.” Niarchos then joined the other revelers. Davis eventually made such a fuss that he was allowed in – and Niarchos beelined to a Details editor to apologize, adding, “You know I would never bring him here.”

What pisses me off most about this story is that the hefty cokehead pissed and moaned so much that they let him in. I can’t think of a better candidate for a thorough Tasering. People like him need to be punched in the face and told that they can’t have everything handed to them on the proverbial silver platter. They should have had him park cars or something to get in the party. Or shower. Jesus, he looks slippery.

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Comments (7)

  1. margaretta | April 9, 2007 at 9:54 am

    Uh I thought coke kept you slim? Looks like he may have inhaled his grandparents and a vat of oil?

  2. Tom Sederburg | April 9, 2007 at 12:16 pm

    Stav apologised for Brando?

    I call bs.

    Later,
    Tom

  3. sasha | April 9, 2007 at 3:50 pm

    even if he is an ass a friend is a friend if you dont like them tell them if you dislike certain behaviors tell them thats such an asshole to the fulest thing to do

  4. Amy | April 9, 2007 at 9:31 pm

    Stav is such a sweetheart, it’s good to hear he doesn’t like Brandon… how can someone with so much money, be so fat, ugly and cruel?! I dont get it… the things I could do with his money…

  5. Loob | April 9, 2007 at 10:18 pm

    “I can’t think of a better candidate for a thorough Tasering.”

    Oh god, I can’t stop laughing at that visual!

  6. Dimi | April 10, 2007 at 6:46 am

    Are u kidding me??? I dnt know if i totally buy it….i think maybe Stav did invite him and then wen he actually showed up, he was embarrassed…i sure as hell would be!

  7. Cee | April 10, 2007 at 7:20 am

    omfg… look at that nasty hammertoe!

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