Uh, Lindsay’s going to Iraq but she’s gonna learn how to handle a piece first. And I’m not talking about ass. She’s got that down pat.
Mean Girls star Lindsay Lohan is taking shooting lessons ahead of her trip to war-torn Iraq.
The movie actress, 20, actress will be visiting Iraq on Dec 6, to entertain the US troops deployed there, and claims knowing how to handle a gun is essential before that.
“I’m not afraid of going. My security guard is going to take me to a gun range and I’m going to take some shooting lessons,” Contactmusic quoted her, as telling the British edition of Elle magazine.
“He says if I’m going to go there I should really know how to shoot,” she added.
That many sources probably means this is bullshit, but I don’t know what’s scarier. Our boys over there having to deal with the distraction of some beatdown, moronic actress trying to sleep with all of them, or a coke whore with a gun. Egads.