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TMZ reports that the great god SaggaLoo (you know the one who orbits Saturn but in a 9th dimensional fractal?) failed to provide Tom & Katie with a telekinetic forcefield to protect them from the elements.
Tom and Katie are quite over … their honeymoon that is. The Cruise’s fairy tale post-nuptial cruise in the Republic of Maldives was ruined by endless thundershowers.
The newlyweds and baby Suri made their getaway from the rain-soaked paradise and jetted back to sunny Beverly Hills — on Tom’s private plane, of course.
That sucks. Aren’t they rich enough to affect weather patterns?
TomKat Rained Out [TMZ]
Wow! Look at the height difference between Captain Wingnut and his Stepford-bride!!
OMG! It made me wonder about the nice older gay gentleman I met at the video store one day.
He said something like “Everyone knows that Tom can’t have kids, that baby is his cousin’s.”
I thought it was just him talking even though he did say it like he had some kind of inside knowledge. When I saw pics in the Star this week I really started to think…
Now, all I’m saying is that she looks an awful lot like Bill Mathoper…check the mouth, eyes, even under the eyes/cheeks.
I think either Bill donated the DNA or else Mr. Cruise himself is not shooting blanks after all.
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