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First, let me clear some things up for the people that will comment on this saying, “Chris Brown needs to be forgiven.” I agree people should be forgiven for what they do in their life, when they make mistakes. Lord knows we’re all human. But some people are just assholes. And I’m pretty sure Chris Brown is one of those people. Before the Rihanna drama even started, I disliked him and today, I still dislike him. He’s a douche.

I’ll prove it. Days after many speculated that his teary BET tribute to Michael Jackson was fake, reports are coming out that son of a bitch used eyedrops!

An insider tells UsMagazine.com that one of Brown’s bodyguards gave the singer, 21, tear-inducing eye drops.

Brown’s rep denies it, telling Us that Brown simply “was moved by the opportunity to pay tribute to his idol.” But the witness says Brown definitely used drops.

Probably to get his bloodshot pot eyes to clear up. I’m kidding. Or not. Honestly, though, he needs to just hide out for some time and let people kind of just get over him and forget about him.