We already reported that Britney was hosting a party at Pure that night (Britney Counts Down). Today, <>Page Six has the rest of the New Year’s Eve party roster.

REMIND us to stay away from Las Vegas on New Year’s Eve. Sin City columnist Norm Clarke reports Pam Anderson is expected to host Tao’s party at the Venetian, just across the street from The Mirage, where her ex, Kid Rock , is hosting at Jet nightclub. Britney Spears will host at Pure at Caesars Palace, while Nicole Richie is in talks to host at Tangerine at Treasure Island.

It’s like a glorious buffet of party dysfunction. You’ve got so many choices:

A) No panties/Cheetos/Gum-smacking/”Party, ya’ll!”
B) Silicone/Will bang you if you’ve released an album/”I know I just met you, but let’s get married!”
C) Chicks who drink Keystone/Strippers off that night/Jaeger shots and vomiting/”Party ya’ll!”
D) Eating disorders/Big sunglasses/Rice cakes/A piece of asparagus followed by gobs of shredded tissues for fullness

I’m booking my flight as we speak.