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Unfortunately, the Unabomber is in the joint otherwise we all could have used his services at Millions of Milkshakes last night. Everyone awful gathered at the malt shop last night to introduce a series of celebrity milkhakes, including Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, that Wookie Khloe Kardashian, and Perez Hilton. Oh, two sluts who are the very opposite of dessert – Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. Why couldn’t this dude have broken them? Check out this video for lots of flashbulbs and toppings.
Check out the ingredients of the newest celebrity shakes:
Kim Kardashian – Strawberries and Banana
Khloe Kardashian – Strawberries, Vanilla and Peaches.
Kourtney Kardashian – Cookie Dough, Peanut Butter and Captain Crunch.
Perez Hilton- Oreo, Coconut, Cap’N'Crunch.
Heidi Montag – Strawberries, Peaches and Pineapples
Spencer Pratt – M&M’s, Cookie Dough and Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup
To be fair, Kim’s pretty (which is why crazy people are offering her their v-cards) and uses her big ass to her full advantage. And Perez lost a lot of weight, good for him. We could have done without him rubbing her ass like he was wishing for D from her butt genie. That’s about as far as one can go with the compliments. Prayers for Spencer and Heidi to get ice cream on them which would lead to Khloe devouring the two nimrods in one gulp went unanswered. Thanks, God!
Click on any image in the gallery for 40+ photos of the Kardashian sisters, Perez, and Spencer and Heidi!
Unfortunately, the Unabomber is in the joint otherwise we all could have used his services at Millions of Milkshakes last night. Everyone awful gathered at the malt shop last night to introduce a series of celebrity milkhakes, including Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, that Wookie Khloe Kardashian, and Perez Hilton. Oh, two sluts who are the very opposite of dessert – Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. Why couldn’t this dude have broken them? Check out this video for lots of flashbulbs and toppings.
Check out the ingredients of the newest celebrity shakes:Kim Kardashian – Strawberries and BananaKhloe Kardashian – Strawberries, Vanilla and Peaches.Kourtney Kardashian – Cookie Dough, Peanut Butter and Captain Crunch.Perez Hilton- Oreo, Coconut, Cap’N'Crunch.Heidi Montag – Strawberries, Peaches and PineapplesSpencer Pratt – M&M’s, Cookie Dough and Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup
To be fair, Kim’s pretty (which is why crazy people are offering her their v-cards) and uses her big ass to her full advantage. And Perez lost a lot of weight, good for him. We could have done without him rubbing her ass like he was wishing for D from her butt genie That’s about as far as one can go with the compliments. Prayers for Spencer and Heidi to get ice cream on them which would lead to Khloe devouring them in one gulp went unanswered. Thanks, God!
Click on any image in the gallery for 40+ photos of the Kardashian sisters, Perez, and Spencer and Heidi!
OMG, WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? ARE THOSE GIRLS FOR REAL?? WHY ARE THEY POPULAR??
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