Fancy Lad To Serve Up Chicken

July 16th, 2007 // 4 Comments

Justin Timberlake is planning on opening a restaurant in NYC called Southern Hospitality. Why don’t you get original and open a sex shop or something? Or maybe an independent movie theatre? A convenience store? Those places makes money. Or at least that sonuvabitch out front with the cup does. He’s gotten all my damn change lately. And you know he has a nicer apartment than I do.

‘Southern Hospitality’ is a new restaurant which will offer Memphis-style cuisine. The restaurant which will open next Wednesday, is located on Second Avenue near 76th Street.

Ok, I’m officially putting it out there that I want an invite to the opening. My coverage is needed. Fried chicken is my deal. I *heart* fried chicken. Do you know how hard it was to avoid KFC after the giant rat story? Goddamn, I’ve probably been EATING fried rats for years and I still salivate when I drive past a bitch with a bucket.

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Comments (4)

  1. green cardigan | July 16, 2007 at 5:43 pm

    Or how about a brothel or a laundrette ? Every Fartface opens a restaurant. Boring.

  2. Shootingstar | July 16, 2007 at 8:38 pm

    We have enough crappy places to eat in the city. *See the ruby tuesdays opening across from red lobster in Times Square.

    Open that sh*t up in Tuscaloosa or Arkansas. We’re all full!

  3. Tom Sederburg | July 17, 2007 at 8:01 am

    What’s wrong wth fried?

    You prefer your rat baked or what?

    Picky picky…

    Later,
    Tom

  4. Samantha Jones | July 17, 2007 at 11:49 am

    Uh, Memphis is more about BBQ than fried chicken, but whatever. We’re used to the stereotypes.

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