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The style confuse Britney continues her rampage against good sense. The Editors decipher her look after the jump.
J.Harvey: I’m not deciphering anything. I’m not even gonna attempt. She’s got a bikini on and then a curtain. Who knows what the hell she’s thinking. At this point, she’s taking advice from Mrs.Butterworth and the guy behind the counter at Pinkberry.
Lisa: “Oh my Gawd! I nearly walked out of the house in my bikini and my hat. I would have looked like a crazy person. Well, let’s see, I don’t have time to run up to my bedroom and change. Let me just grab this silk scarf by the door and…ooh look! Here are some leftover shower curtain rings. I’m sure I can do something with this. I feel like I’m in my own personal ‘Project Runway’ episode, y’all!”
Cara: Ahhh yes Britney. How I adore her trashy ways. I love that she is so free as to wear a bikini and floral bed sheet in some sort of toga chic attempt at style. I bet she spent the evening at the local watering hole followed by passing out on the old couch that has been sitting on her porch. Then she awakes to start her morning with Cheerios and Hennesy. Life is good.
After seeing what Ms Spears has been wearing the last couple of months I think she is ready for another rehab stint. This time though perhaps she should be checking into a mental health facility. Honestly she was never the sharpest tool in the shed but seems to have become a walking cry for help. Shock therapy might be the ticket..make her look at herself in a mirror.
You’re braver than I am Linda, I looked at the picture and just shook my head…don’t know what to say, she is dressing like she works in a carnival…Da dat dada dada dat da da da! And now for your high-flying pleasure we have Britney Spears doing a high wire act after drinking 12 shots of Patron…good grief, someone please help this girl, she has children.
It’s just crazy isn’t it? And she went to the CLUB IN THIS. Just the thought of putting on a bikini and throwing a sarong or whatever this thing is HALF WAY over it and leaving the house sounds INSANE to me unless I’m walking straight down the stairs to a pool. I wouldn’t wear this TO the beach but AT the beach MAYBE. And the HAT KILLS IT! HA HA HAAAAA It looks like underwear. The people at the club probably thought she had underwear on with that thing because it probably didn’t CROSS their mind that someone would wear a bikini to the club. AT NIGHT – IN THE RAIN. Because it was RAINING that night too. It’s crazier when you throw that in isn’t it? During mild rain showers – Britney spears went for A) a dip in the pool and B) to the club in her poolside attire. IN THE RAIN.
Hey – nobody’s mentioning how brittany DOESN’T look like a flabby old woman or a transvestite in this photograph. I personally think despite some weird fashion choices (especially the whole 80′s gym class/vegas stripper offduty outfits, which are so much worse than this) she’s getting in great shape and looks hot. Cut her some slack! If I had just lost the gut she did, I’d be going out of my way to show my belly too.
Katenka you have no sense. Being thin doesn’t give anyone the right to dress like a crazy.