We haven’t had a Britney disaster in awhile…so she what the Editors have to say about America’s favorite train wreck after the jump.
J.Harvey: Jesus Christ, it’s going to eat my brain! Shoot for the head!
Lisa: When I first moved out to Los Angeles, my mother cautioned me to beware of heffalumps and woozles. I never knew what she meant. Until now.
Cara: She exhausts my puns, so I will just offer real advice to her. Dear Britney, Please entertain the idea of showering. Perhaps change the oil in your jet black Barbara Eden weave. Try a nice pair of jeans that ensure your noonie is well covered and maybe…just maybe throw on a little Clinique. Just a thought.