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The wearer of the calamity is revealed after the jump along with the ever invigorating commentary of the Editors.
It’s Beyonce coming down her mountain to mix with the commoners.
J.Harvey: I don’t hate this as much as everyone else. I don’t think you should need WD-40 to move in your dress or anything. But she’s worn much worse. Besides, shouldn’t we focus more on the fact that she ripped off Kylie? That’s never in fashion!
Lisa: This outfit might look ridiculous to the untrained eye, but when you remember that Beyonce is having to show up at an event where Patti LaBelle and Diana Ross will be present, you realize that B has to kick the silver lame up a notch, if she doesn’t want to look like some kind of wallflower. But yes, I’m not sure what her panties are up to. They seem to be trying to escape. They’re like Britney’s nipples.
Cara: Is B the updated Queen of Tron? What blind being put her in this get up? So many questions….
Dr.Girlfriend | June 28, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Her t*ts look like Jiffy Pop.
Sarna | June 28, 2007 at 1:49 pm
I coulda swore it was CoCo.
Fifi | June 28, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Trashy, space age trashy chic.. is she trying to make that in or something?
crystal | June 28, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Is that white thing under her dress there so that her butt looks bigger and rounder?
Dianna | June 28, 2007 at 2:25 pm
I think the dress is fierce! and I guess she cant win for losing cause had she wore a thong and u could see her butt then that would have been a whole other issue……
CU Next Tuesday | June 28, 2007 at 2:39 pm
Once upon a time, women knew the finer art of proper under garments. Then the angry feminists came and burned all of our bras.
The dress is fine, for her. but SISTER. You have options. if you are not willing to find them yourself, then hire a professional who understands your junk.
Fifi | June 28, 2007 at 3:17 pm
The support shorts she had underneath should have been flesh colored..
Shootingstar | June 28, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Before I saw this picture I thought Beyonce looked great. I think the dress is funky and chic! The big honking white bloomers are another matter. Doesn’t she have a stylist?
m | July 27, 2007 at 2:49 pm
I thought it was gonna be Coco, too!