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Is it the hair? The shoes? Find out what ASL’s Editors have to say about J. Lo’s fashion disaster after the jump.
J. Harvey: The dead don’t like it when you wear a ratty weave. Look
out, Jenny, he’s going for your brain!
Lisa:Here’s a little fashion faux-pas that Jennifer is demonstrating for the class: Avoid using hair extensions and/or wigs that appear more life-like than your hubby, unless you plan on distracting the audience by donning a strangely-shaped sausage dress and stripper shoes, the heels of which could be used to pick a lock in case you both forgot your house keys.
Cara:Remember the days from “Jenny on the Block” Ms. Lopez? She looks more like the “Tranny From the Corner.” What the hell happened? The shoes are awful! The hair looks like something that Madonna threw away along with her cone bra.
Does she travel with her own smoke machine? And what’s with the ferret hanging on to the back of her head? It must be perpetually 1983 in JLoLand.
I can’t get past the husband. He freaks me out.
It’s the futuristic Hooker look! Complete with shiv/stileto shoes, bad weave, easy access dress, and it even comes with her own John. That would be the cadaver (wearing white how…ironic) next to her.
he may be fugly but at least he can sing. she is so talentless that it’s a talent in itself
give her a break, just because her husband is ugly doens’t mean he’s crap.
No matter how Jennifer dresses herself, she will always be the most beautiful women in the world, her clothes are the best and her hair is the best too. You all are just very jealous and boring people who don’t have anything to do with their lives than talk about other people’s lives. i love you jenny.