Fashion Disaster of the Day: Joss Stone

March 22nd, 2007 // 12 Comments

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Yes, once again, it’s Joss Stone. What do the editors think of the outfit? Find out after the jump.

Lisa Timmons: If Punky Brewster and Drew Barrymore’s character from “Poison Ivy” would have mated, this is the love child they would have spawned.

J. Harvey: Dallas Austin’s accusations of her sexual bartering for
tracks have driven her over the edge. Then again, I’m not sure how she was getting laid so much if she was wearing stuff like this..

Cara Harrington: I loved Rainbow Brite when I was a kid! But that is just not the kind of look I would aim for. The mini dress is cute and she has the body for it. The knee highs are inventive, but the shoes….oh the shoes! I hope she isn’t pigeon-toed and that is just a bad angle. You had me until the sandals Joss.

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  1. DarthPaul

    She makes me sick to my ass. That outfit is the big whack attack, too.

  2. indoorvoice

    I hope she didn’t have to sleep with anyone for that get-up.

  3. nanners

    The sandals certainly make her look “special”.

  4. Jesse D

    I wouldn’t care if she were swinging naked from the rooftops, screaming the names of the last 500 guys she’s been with, I’d still love her.
    I wouldn’t care if she came out in farmer john overalls, Pippi Longstocking braids, goldfish platform heels, a “Where’s the Beef?” t-shirt & started yodeling “Clementine”, I’d still love her. Love the hair, love the clothes, love her voice. Rock on Joss. You’ll always have a fan in me.

  5. cyndi

    she looks even more like a fraggle now.

    the scraps of fabric but together to make a puppet and then the fire engine red hair. she really reminds of “Red”.

  6. Gorgeous George

    Hmm… So this is how the Wicked Witch of the West dresses while on vacation.

  7. Brunette

    hahaha i love it. it screams it-spring-time-call-me-crazy!

  8. DeathSquad

    OMG those tights give me boner!

  9. Ben

    Lisa, you just made me snot-bubble-snort in an internet cafe. :(

  10. André

    She can do anything she wants because she has such a great voice..but i just don’t get why she’s wearing these sorta of thing..it’s not even edgie..nor avant-garde..nor strange..it’s just plain dull and ugly.

  11. f

    With her I always think more bozo the clown goes drag for halloween-well after borrowing chinifer maniston’s chin!

    And God, artistically, she’s such a wanna be black, begged and borrowed, annoying sack o’ unorignal body painted $#/+! If Americans can fight terrorism we certainly could banish her.

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