Fashion Disaster of the Day: Perez Hilton

September 7th, 2007 // 26 Comments

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This one should be easy. Find out what the editors have to say about Perez’s outfit after the jump.

J. Harvey: The girl in the corner is like “I have to laugh and think he’s funny or he might write about me.” What the hell? Isn’t he only like in his late 20′s/early 30′s? You shouldn’t look like someone’s uncle visiting from Italy for Gina’s wedding. That 2nd pic is disturbing. There’s a lot of self-loathing going on here. Where do you start?

Lisa Timmons: I don’t know what you guys are talking about, this grey blob looks dead-sexy to me. Oh wait, here are my glasses…oh. Nevermind.

By Michael Prieve

  1. Kate

    J, if he didn’t write about that weird drunken pass you made at him a while ago then I doubt he’ll write about this.

  2. JRo

    “Fashion” and “of the day” are so limiting. He’s just a general disaster.

  3. T-Bone

    Disaster is right.

  4. Darth Paul

    Jesus, he really can’t live w/o gawking attention, can he? He and Britney should form a Trashcan Club.

    I have to grudgingly admit he *could* be a hot chunker if he shut up and actually tried to look decent, but I think that would require a lobotomy and personality bypass.

  5. green cardigan

    How about changing the title of this post to :
    Disastrous Fatty of the Day

  6. Mr. T

    He really does put the “ouche” in “douche.”

  7. jen

    jesus – he’s the only person in Hollyweird actually Gaining weight.

  8. VaJayJay

    Fat, Queer, Cuban..What else is wrong with this mess?

  9. He oozes Liberace.

  10. shell

    My God, he looks like Stuart Smalley with a mustache.

  11. sammi

    PLEASE do not give this grotesque pig any press, he is a loser at best…GAG.

  12. p-lo

    I heart Perez

  13. margann

    TEQUILA!

    (seriously, i can’t believe no one’s made a pee wee herman joke about this outfit yet, that is obviously what this guy was going for)

  14. Hey Cupcake

    WTF is Rip Torn doing out of his grave?

  15. Tuesday Grace

    Hey, Hey Cupcake:

    Rip Torn is still living. Rip Taylor, maybe?

  16. nastybugger

    ew. this guy gets more grotesque in every picture I see of him.

    this one, however, is better than him in the pink wig. that “camel toe” STILL freaks me out.

  17. Ashley

    I didn’t know Pee Wee Herman had a fat brother

  18. steph

    Can someone say, Child Molester??

  19. Fellian Fell

    To start…
    Death Paul (#4) – One word…EWWWWW!
    Secondly, I’m going with the “Uncle Buck” look alike theory. Remember? The movie with John Candy. Definitely a dead ringer…
    No pun intended.

  20. ryan

    If I wanted to see this douche’s fugly mug, I would visit his website. Please, no Perez posts.

  21. “… about Perez’s outfit”

    Outfit!?!? Did the gray molester suit distract ya’ll from the kermit hair and the Dahmer Fagstache???

    WhooooWheee that’s NASTY!!

  22. WWSLD?

    White shoes after Labor Day? Bad Piggy! Bad!

  23. joan durtz

    He looks like a fat circus clown

  24. chlyn

    >> Mr. T said:
    He really does put the “ouche” in “douche.”

    ahahahAHHAHAHAHAHAahahahhaaa! Thank you, this made my day! :D

  25. josh

    At least he has a real blog! this shit is retarded…jealous?

  26. Ruby Jackson

    He’s made a career for himself by stealing photographs. I hope the lawsuit against him costs him millions.

    Juvenile at best.

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