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Oh boy. Where do I begin with this hot mess? Didn’t Pink used to have
the hottest abs in Hollywood? Maybe they are gone and that’s why she is
hiding them with those shorts. I’m all about the high-waisted look, but
it looks better with a full top or something.

And is that a winter hat with a ball on top? Maybe Pink’s dearest
granny crocheted it and she felt obliged to wear it. Either that or …
yeah. Your guess is as good as mine as to whatever the hell that is on
her head.

The woman is probably trying to rid herself of Carey Hart by making herself unattractive. Some guys just don’t get what “over” means.