Fashion Disaster Of The Day: Rick Springfield

July 30th, 2008 // 15 Comments

 
Jessie’s Hurl! Ok, my apologies. That was bad. Grown-ass men should be not be dressing like Criss Angel celebrity impersonators. Criss Angel shouldn’t be dressing like that, either. The point is probably moot, Rick. Cut the shit.

And another thing! My other complaint is about Rick Springfield‘s latest role. He’s back on General Hospital after 7,000 years playing the dual roles of Dr. Noah and some rock-n-roll douche. Who are both romancing my favorite GH character of all time – Anna Devane.

Anna is this totally badass British superspy played by the gorgeous Finola Hughes. But they have her trifling with this ball of Gouda. She needs to be out there and karate-kicking spies and that whole stupid mob scene on GH. And Carly! She needs to be karate kicking Carly directly in the face! That bitch needs a coma via Anna Devane karate kicking! Sorry you had to endure this.

Check out all the photos of Rick Springfield in the gallery.


JJessie’s Hurl! Ok, my apologies. That was bad. Grown-ass men should be not be dressing like Criss Angel celebrity impersonators. Criss Angel shouldn’t be dressing like that, either. The point is probably moot, Rick. Cut the shit.And another thing! My other complaint is about Rick Springfield‘s
latest role. He’s back on General Hospital after 7,000 years playing
the dual roles of Dr. Noah and some rock-n-roll douche. Who are both
romancing my favorite GH character of all time – Anna Devane.

Anna is this totally badass British superspy played by the gorgeous Finola Hughes.
But they have her trifling with this ball of Gouda. She needs to be out
there and karate-kicking spies and that whole stupid mob scene on GH.
And Carly! She needs to be karate kicking Carly directly in the face!
That bitch needs a coma via Anna Devane karate kicking! Sorry you had
to endure this.Check out all the photos of Rick Springfield in the gallery.

By J. Harvey

  1. Stephanie Hedderich

    You crack me up!

    I once saw RS play a free concert and he had a total freakout meltdown. He added a ridiculously long guitar solo to Jessie’s Girl, threw the guitar in the air and missed it when he came down after which he dropped a couple of F bombs in to the mic. Since it was a family show, they turned his mic off. So he went to another mic and yelled, “Turn my f*cking mic on!” over and over, so they turned that mic off. The crowd started booing so he told the crowd to shut the f*ck up. The show was over. It was greatness. He’s a tool.

    I still love the song though.

  2. Jesse's Girl

    Not a good look, but I still heart Rick Springfield. Sigh…

  3. missvolare

    I was speechless. I thought he was Alice Cooper at first…

  4. Jessie's Main Girl

    Fashion disaster my ass. This man is about to turn 59 and he is gorgeous. I would pick him over half the young guys in Hollywood. Tommy Lee is 40 and looks 25 years older than Rick. He is still yummy to me.

  5. Wolfonowits Money

    My ex is such a retard that he believes songs are the word of god. He had to go and screw a tart that married a Jessie. He needed a Jessie girl to validate his manhood. Perhaps he wanted to feel close to fame by doing it.

    This only means one thing. I should do Rick Springfield to even the score. I’m all about evening the score. I like those who hurt me to taste how it feels.

    Call me Rick. My number is 867-5309.

  6. Zelda F.

    Rick is STILL HOTNESS! But, he does look like he needs a really, really, really good nights sleep and lots of rest and relaxation. In which case, I would be happy to my quiet little cottage on the sea, secret garden, excellent culinary skills and of course, any other comforting qualities he would require during that time. For as long as he wishes. All of the rest of you, go away, I’m Ricks girl. Have been since the early 80′s.

  7. angel

    wow he’s looks gorgeous he alsmost hasn’t change since years ago and he’s 59 i’m so shocked and i like the facial hair.

  8. angel

    sorry meant to say almost

  9. farah

    i totally agree.. anna devane needs to kick carly’s ass!

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  11. Jessie Wanna Be

    Great pics! I think most Harley Davidson shirts are cool especially when worn by hot rockers. Hot rockers who have nice toned arms which are the only kind that should be wearing the shirts without sleeves. That man can be my tool any day!

    I’ve seen him quite a few times in concert and everytime was pretty incredible. I think he’s stopped doing the guitar in the air bit as well as the breaking of one (both of which he’d been known to do for many many years).

    I am digging his new song “What’s Victoria’s Secret”. I think these pics were taken during a cd signing for the new Venus in Overdrive album. Wouldn’t have thought to look him up until I saw your pics. Thanks. He’s really 59? His voice sounds amazing.

  12. oncearocker

    Look this a a guy’s point of view. He’s almost exactly two years older than me and I NEVER looked that good.
    If he can rockit, dammit, let ‘im!
    Puts on a better show than most of the 25 year-olds I see!

  13. Sabrina

    He may not be exactly GQ worthy, but that man is still HOT and he certainly has what it takes to still be out there rockin’ the house…even at 59…you should be so lucky if you look this good at that age!

  14. major rick fan

    rick is still the most handsome of all the stars today i dont care what someone whos jealous of rick says i went to see rick in peachtree city and he rocked the house he wore himself almost to passing out trying to give us a good show so kiss my rosy cheeks i love you rick and always will.

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