Momma’s got her war pants on. Whew! The Editors have something to say about this after the jump.

Lisa: Sharon Stone’s stylist friends thought it would be a funny joke to tell the actress that she’s actually wearing a standard-issue army uniform, and poor, unsuspecting Sharon thinks that she’s simply showing off her patriotic spirit…and that we can’t see her thighs.

J.Harvey: The only excuse for this is if her house was afire and she was trying to save every item of clothing she’s ever owned by wearing it as she leapt out the window.

Cara: This is just odd combination of confusion. Capri camo pants belong only on the Destiny’s Child video for “Survivor.” It must be laundry day.