Here is Miss (Drunken) America in her best swimwear competition suit. See what the Editors have to say after the jump.
J.Harvey: She needs some bigger candy dishes. Ugh.
Lisa: Tara looks down at her boobs, who seem hell-bent on jumping ship and firmly instructs them, “Behave! I’m trying to have a conversation with this nice gentleman. Can you two please just hold still for five minutes? When we get home, you can go crazy.”
Cara: Dear God, that poor over worked prostitute…oh that is Tara? Ah, same difference.



























Amber Speed | May 15, 2007 at 5:19 pm
This picture is months old.
damnit guys.
Anon | May 15, 2007 at 5:36 pm
Guys, that pic’s from early April …
Cara | May 15, 2007 at 5:43 pm
Yes, I know shameful to dig back for some “Fashion Disasters.” Server issues through the day had me scampering for a photo. But thanks for understanding! Check back tomorrow for some better disasters. Pray for someone to wear a fanny pack or over-alls.
Cheers!
Lisa | May 15, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Never thought I’d see a celeb look like me in a bikini! I just eat and don’t exercise though, not had some dodgy backstreet lipo…
amanda | May 15, 2007 at 7:40 pm
this pic is oooooooold
hmweis1 | May 16, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Okaaay, the pic is old….CALM DOWN folks!