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“Fashion Rocks” took place last night. A two hour telecast of the concert will air on CBS tonight.
Fergie sang with Aerosmith, Teri Hatcher shared the stage with 50 Cent to introduce Jennifer Lopez, and Jeremy Piven served as host to a crowd of style insiders. From the start, Piven wondered aloud why he was there – were possible emcees Tom Ford, Kanye West or Heidi Klum all unavailable?
Because you come cheap, slut. I’m bored. Let’s peruse these photos. Play along with me. Avril looks like she’s about to creep through the White House to kill Glenn Close in “Mars Attacks”. Ludacris looks a little gay. Cuba Gooding Jr. looks like someone’s grandpappy. Steve Tyler looks like your crazy aunt. Jessica Alba is the single most annoying prick ever. Look closely so you can see the burden of “pretty” that she carries on her back. Adam Levine in cheaper clothes would look like the lonely college student plotting to kill everyone in the dorm cafeteria. Nicole Richie should only have a child that will grow up to join the Peace Corp. and totally confound her because she is so flaunting that pregnancy as an accessory. And who’s that chick in the leopard skin? I’m going to use my detective skills and surmise that she wants attention. Everyone here looks beat. We need some new blood.
(WENN)
Tons more photos (Jennifer Lopez, Nicole Richie, Mary J. Blige, Ashlee Simpson Ciara, Alicia Keys, 50 Cent, Avril Lavigne, Steven Tyler, LL Cool J, Jessica Alba, Tyra Banks, Teri Hatcher, Mischa Barton and many many more) from the Fashion Rocks event are after the jump.
(WENN)
sexyback | September 7, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Umm… Does Dude in the main pic have a boner? I guess he is hoisting a sexy jLo into the air…
Am I the only one noticing this?
Interloper | September 7, 2007 at 12:50 pm
The Jessica Alba “pretty” stuff is hilarious. I don’t know Jess, maybe if you didn’t do craptastic, “romantic comedy” movies that feature close up shots of your crotch in tiny panties as “comedy” someone, somewhere might take you seriously.
Well that or just learn to act. I advise you just embrace the pretty and do lingerie modeling or something instead. Seriously.
boredstiff | September 7, 2007 at 12:52 pm
omg, sexyback, that is too funny.
cocoa | September 7, 2007 at 12:58 pm
The girl in the leopard-print is Kat Deluna.
shell | September 7, 2007 at 12:59 pm
I noticed the pants tent right away, too – what’s going on there???
stolidog | September 7, 2007 at 1:01 pm
LL Cool J looks retarded, but H.O.T.
The very first thing I noticed was the guy with the boner hoisting JLo….congrats to him for showing off the goods on national TV!
Miss Brown Eyes | September 7, 2007 at 1:36 pm
I think it’s supposed to be a phony tent in his pants… The black has one too, but it’s just in the shadows. I think it’s random cosmic theory if two backup dancer have the same moment hots for JLO, given what she just did to the hubby #1 this week. Plus they’re male dancers… need we say more?
Titus | September 7, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Fergie, Jlo, Teri Hatcher,Jessica….too much to handle…HOOOOOOOOOT.
horseman | September 7, 2007 at 4:09 pm
The women look very Fine.