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Fergie-Ferg is not only G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, but also claims to be possibly armed, which could mean that she’s also somewhat D-A-N-G-E-R-O-U-S. She admitted to a hankering for firearms to the UK’s Daily Mirror:

“Do I have a gun?” They quote the singer as saying at London’s G-A-Y night.

“Well, I’ve always been fascinated with guns and that’s all I’m going to say.”

Personally, I’ve always had my suspicions that she might be slinging a gun, but I totally thought that meant a penis.

(WENN)