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In a wacky outfit that only our beloved Fergie could concoct, she demonstrates the importance of self-defense for the modern woman by carrying her mace on the outside of her purse. And no, I’m not talking about the spray–I’m talking a pretty imposing-looking silver mace ball, complete with spikes and a thick rope attaching the weapon to her purse. This bitch does not intend to be messed with. And although, I think the hat and sunglasses could be fierce if worked properly, coupling them with an oversized t-shirt with Rorschach ink blots on the front is not the right answer. Even though, there are supposedly no wrong answers with those ink blot tests, in this case, there are plenty. And she knows them all.

(Flynet)