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After all the hemming and hawing and judges bawling and getting high in public, Dannielynn, Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter, is on her way to get DNA-tested to reveal the identity of her father. TMZ reports that that a judge in the Bahamas ordered that Dannielynn undergo a paternity test, which could take up to four days to process, according to MSNBC.
Since I’ve finally already resigned myself to the fact that it’s biologically and logistically impossible that I could be the father, I’m sort of over the whole “results” thing. But at least I’ll be getting some closure, which is a poor substitute for the millions of dollars for which I was hoping, but I guess it’s better than nothing.
Jinxy McDeath | March 21, 2007 at 3:18 pm
No matter who wins the baby daddy lotto, Danilynn loses. Sad.
dgo | March 21, 2007 at 3:29 pm
it is sad. has there been any commentary on whether or not the baby has been tested for drugs in her system? I imagine if Anna Nicole was doped up during pregnancy that the baby’s got to have suffered because of it. just wondering…
nanners | March 21, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Wasn’t The Baby Daddy Mystery a story on Murder She Wrote?
-A | March 21, 2007 at 4:14 pm
$20 bucks its Darth Vader! He is everybody’s father.
me | March 21, 2007 at 4:36 pm
I knew a kid who was a real sweetheart… good sense of humor, but he was blind. And he had a touch of autism. None of those thing had to happen, but because his mother was a drunk, drug taking whorebag who only thought of herself, he as a baby suffered. If not for other loving family members, the kid could’ve ended up in a mess. But thanks to love and support and great teachers, he’s doing great.
I hope Dannielynn gets the same great treatment, because from what I’ve heard she’s already starting to show signs of fetal alcohol syndrome, among other things. God only knows.
Sometimes, it’s better to sterlize assholes before they breed. Pete Doherty; Kate Moss; Britney Spears; Anna Nicole Smith; Lindsey Lohan….. and countless NON celebrities. The list goes on. Though ANS died, which is justice enough for me. Slutty meatsack.
MJK | March 21, 2007 at 5:10 pm
baby daddy lotto…THAT’s FUnny!
Do feel bad for that baby though. Sometimes, the worst thing for kids, are parents.
Miss Know-It-All | March 21, 2007 at 8:10 pm
It certainly wouldn’t surprise me if the baby is developmentally delayed
I was not a big ANS fan by any means, but she made a lot of bad choices because: the poor girl wasn’t very bright, she came from a HIGHLY dysfunctional family and she never stopped looking for love in all the wrong places. I’m not defending or excusing her; I think she should have been sterilzed at 16! She was a victim as much as Dannielynn.
jannre | March 21, 2007 at 8:29 pm
I hope Larry is the dad, I don’t trust Howard, he couldn’t keep Anna safe, what with him pushing drugs on her all the time, so I don’t see him keeping the baby safe either…
Zella said | March 28, 2007 at 7:01 pm
I HOPE THE VERY EVEY BEST FOR HOWARD K> STERN GIVE HIM A BREAK>
edna | April 3, 2007 at 6:57 am
could it be danniel the father?i dont know what to think at this point.
edna | April 3, 2007 at 6:58 am
could it be danniel the father?i dont know what to think at this point.