Yesterday, rapper Foxy Brown just barely missed receiving a warrant for her arrest, when her accuser also missed the court date set for their hearing after she was unable to find the courtroom.

Based on former Foxy assistant Rasheeda Ellis’ claims of “terroristic threats,” “harassment,” “verbal abuse,” and threatened “physical harm,” the trial was rescheduled for a late August.

Ellis alleges Foxy “continuously calls the complainant’s cell phone and E-mails her with verbal abuse, causing the complainant to fear for her safety.”

Sounds to me like “The Devil Wears Fendi.”

Screw the trial, girl, and get a book deal. And someone get Trina to play Foxy, ’cause I have a feeling that might be awesome based almost entirely on my anticipation of what the soundtrack would be.

Foxy no-show courts arrest [Lowdown]