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Real talk: I love the Spice Girls.  There, I admit it and I refuse to feel embarrassed.  Until I also admit that I own the movie Spice World and watch it at least twice a year.  That’s a little embarrassing.  Although, to be fair, cameos include Elvis Costello, Alan Cumming, Stephen Fry, Bob Geldof. Bob Hoskins, Elton John, Hugh Laurie, Meat Loaf, Jennifer Saunders, George Wendt, AND Roger Frickin’ Moore.  Genius!

Alright, back to the subject that my preposterous title alludes to.  Victoria Beckham (Posh, if you’re nasty) was walking around Paris yesterday trying to stay warm in a twee fox fur cape.  Don’t worry folks – it’s an extremely convincing fake.  And while I do understand her penchant for fashion, I googled the weather in Paris right now, and I think she would benefit from wearing a version that at least covered her belly button (or mayhaps closed in the front?).  Tres froid, Posh!

The Daily Mail says that Posh is in Paris at the mo to meet buyers for her next collection.

The Queen of Beckhingham has made quite a splash during this trip, looking like Carmen Sandiego of the SS.  Whatever; I love this crazy bitch.  I love every second of her ridiculous outfits, her trips to the ice cream parlor with her kids whilst wearing 5-inch heels, I love that stupid finger ring she’s wearing that won’t let her bend her finger (ha!), hell, I even loved that hair style she had that made her look like a guinea pig!  She’s my kind of broad!

Gallery info: Victoria Beckham leaving her hotel in Paris yesterday with the coldest pointer finger imaginable.