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This must be the face that Fabio was presented with during their bitch brawl. George Clooney is always the target of wild rumors and speculation. Which is what I’m changing the name of this blog to. His rep spoke out to put some stories to rest. Namely, that Nicole Kidman hasn’t asked him to be the godfather of her unborn child.

That’s a weird one. Are they even that close? “They are friends, but George was not asked to be the godfather,” says Clooney mouthpiece Stan Rosenfeld.

Rosenfeld also denied a rumor that George would reprise his role on NBC’s ER for its final season. Yeah, right. No shit. Why in the hell would George Clooney regress his career in such a manner? That’s like me going back to delivering The Patriot Ledger on my bike. Which I might have to if my shitty grammar keeps rearing its ugly head.