Sarah Larson remained out of sight, out of mind for George Clooney last night in London. Clooney crowned himself King Of All Famous British Trim. He was the guest of honor at a special dinner reception at L’Atelier de Joel Robuchon in Covent Garden. Joining him was Matt Damon, Thandie Newton, Helena Bonham Carter, Tim Burton, Elle Macpherson, Natascha McElhone and various Cockney starf*ckers.
Did he get with Helena, too? That ho seems crazed. I can see her panty-dropping and batwings flying out. Clooney and his bitches rolled up at Bungalow 8 (so it’s a chain?) at the St. Mark’s Lane Hotel after the dinner.
“Staff had laid out their best champagne, vodka and mixers for them all to enjoy, but they were more busy chatting to really bother about getting drunk,” a source said. Well yeah, Clooney needed to keep it functional. He had a long night ahead of him. He’s probably had to hang with RenÃ©e Zellweger for so long during the Leatherheads tour that he forgot what a hot bitch looked like.
11 photos of George Clooney signing autographs for waiting fans for over ten minutes outside the Dorchester Hotel in London are after the jump.
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