George Clooney Has Plans to Outsmart The Paparazzi

October 3rd, 2006 // 3 Comments

This is George’s big plan to destroy the American public’s salacious interest in celebrity photos. From Yahoo! News:

“Here is my theory on debunking photographs in magazines, you know, the paparazzi photographs,” Clooney says in the November issue of Vanity Fair, on newsstands Oct. 10. “I want to spend every single night for three months going out with a different famous actress. You know, Halle Berry one night, Salma Hayek the next, and then walk on the beach holding hands with Leonardo DiCaprio.

“People would still buy the magazines, they’d still buy the pictures, but they would always go, `I don’t know if these guys were putting us on or not.’”

Yes, George, because that kind of flagrant bed-hopping would be such a preposterous thing to suppose of a Hollywood celebrity.

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Comments (3)

  1. tee | October 3, 2006 at 11:50 am

    This guy should be grateful he gets any press. Talk about a egocentric A-hole. He is starting to look like George Hamilton lol.

  2. KittyLiterati | October 3, 2006 at 12:33 pm

    Good plan in theory, George.

    Too bad we already know that your true desire lies in holding hands with DiCaprio.

    Mystery solved.

  3. CoolToTheEnd | October 3, 2006 at 12:44 pm

    Kitty I had the same thought when I read this. Is he setting the stage for something that might happen in the future?

    Very perceptive on the George Hamilton comparison also Tee. Yikes!!!

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