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George Hamilton (you know, looks like luggage) recently told the crazy cuckoos of The View that he lost his virginity to his stepmom at the age of 12. That’s kind of illegal. But in our screwy world, some dudes are probably like “do it to it, Georgie! Awright!”
“When I was very young, 12, I had a relationship with my stepmother. Yeah. She was about 28, 30. It was very normal,” he says. He’s shilling a memoir.
Normal? Damn. What if it was older dude and a 12-year-old girl?
“The bottom line is it didn’t feel abnormal. From my point of view it
wasn’t something so crazy – I don’t think it warped me in my life.”
Uh, look in the mirror. It caused you to turn your body into a rugged piece if beef jerky! Bitch, you got scarred by your abuse! I can not even imagine what you look like naked! Something that’s been in the desert for far too long!
Elisabeth Hasselbeck must have immediately called the police and curled up into a ball of panic when she heard this dirty tale.
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George Hamilton (you know, looks like luggage) recently told the crazy cuckoos of The View that he lost his virginity to his stepmom at the age of 12. That’s kind of illegal. But in our screwy world, some dudes are probably like “do it to it, Georgie! Awright!”"When
I was very young, 12, I had a relationship with my stepmother. Yeah.
She was about 28, 30. It was very normal,” he says. He’s shilling a
memoir.Normal? Damn. What if it was older dude and a 12-year-old girl?”The bottom line is it didn’t feel abnormal. From my point of view it
wasn’t something so crazy – I don’t think it warped me in my life.”Uh,
look in the mirror. It caused you to turn your body into a rugged piece
if beef jerky! Bitch, you got scarred by your abuse! I can not even
imagine what you look like naked! Something that’s been in the desert
for far too long!
Elisabeth Hasselbeck must have immediately called the police and curled up into a ball of panic when she heard this dirty tale.
Champagne | October 18, 2008 at 4:57 am
That mo-fo, George Hamilton, is hilarious. Did you ever see “Love at First Bite?” HOT!! And I’d hit that leather with a belt. If he were a chick, he’d be a supercougar.