George, George, George. You are not pretty when you’re all hopped up on drugs. Eeek! Isn’t 42 a tad to old to be doing GHB? And what’s with the need to drive around with sex toys and masks in the car. Are they there “just in case”? I suppose one never knows when you may need that double-headed dildo.

Shamed singer George Michael has tonight admitted his arrest on suspicion of possessing drugs was his “own stupid fault, as usual”. The former Wham! star was taken into custody yesterday after being found slumped in his car.

Police and an ambulance raced to the scene after a Good Samaritan spotted the semi-conscious singer and raised the alarm. After ensuring the millionaire star had no obvious injury, officers breath-tested and searched him.

The B-test proved negative but police allegedly found cannabis and GHB — a Class C drug known as Liquid Ecstasy that is popular with clubbers. In the boot of the car, thought to be a dark Range Rover, cops are also said to have found a cache of pornographic material including sex toys and masks.

Gay George, — whose smash hits include Careless Whisper and Wake Me Up Before You Go Go — was arrested on suspicion of possessing controlled substances and driving while unfit through drugs.

One witness said: “George was completely out of it — he was all over the place. “He was found with his head slumped against the wheel.

“No one could rouse him. He was virtually unconscious. When the police came he could hardly speak.” The ex–Wham! star was taken to London’s West End Central police station and kept in a cell overnight.

Apparently, George is not the only one who has been having troubles with drink and drugs. Many other people are afflicted with these demons as well, which tend to be a result of one’s own insecurity. Bloggers seem to be some the of the most troubled people. Pop Culture Junkies did a little Technorati search, and came up with some interesting results.

– 322,792 posts contain “passed out last night”

– 37,886 posts contain “got really stoned”

– 10,337 posts contain “drunk at Mardi Gras”

– 49 posts contain “shamed by Matt Drudge”

George looked out of it [The Sun]
You’re Just Too Drunky For Me [Pop Culture Junkies]