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In court in North London, George Michael was all, “Yeah, I’m guilty,” in response to the charge that he was unfit to drive last October when he was found by police while he was high on prescription drugs. He attributed this incident, in which he was discovered slumped over the wheel of his car, to the drugs in his system, as well as to the heavy workload he had experienced in the days leading up to the episode. Michael will have to undergo additional drug testing before his sentencing takes place at the end of May.

Pssst…hey, George. Why didn’t you try telling the court you the people who read the warning labels for you were off that day? I’m sure that would have worked. Or, at the very least, say that you thought the “drowsy” symbol was actually a winking-eye suggestion?

(Splash)