Get Real: Lindsay Lohan Joining ‘Superman’

February 8th, 2011 // 2 Comments

Have you heard the expression ‘pipe dream?’ Yeah, that’s what this is. It seems that Lindsay Lohan, who was seen today attending a parole meeting, is trying her hardest to get a part in the new Superman film.

While she won’t be getting the lead of playing Ms. Lane, her folks are trying to get her to be featured as a major character. Bitch needs to see what happens with this necklace business before she tries making film plans (that she’d later have to bail out of). It’s also being rumored that she wants in the film because she’s had a crush on Henry Cavill, who is playing the caped hero.

If you’ve been out of the loop, Lindsay is facing possible felony charges for the theft of a necklace last month at a jewelry store in Venice, though she insists that she’s innocent.

Gosh…Lohan is just so profesh.

By Justin Thompson

  1. she looks like she just finished doin some crack

  2. lindsay lohan
    Moore
    Commented on this photo:

    Lohan – You’re a F””n Skank – I hope they lock you up and throw away the key this time. People in the REAL world pay for their crimes. You Suck Woman.
    Spend your money dumbass

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