Gisele Bundchen Would Never Mess With Perfection

May 23rd, 2008 // 14 Comments

Gisele Bundchen has announced that she will never choose to have plastic surgery, because it is in her genes that she will only get more beautiful as she gets older and is using her mother as proof.

“No way (will I have surgery). Actually, I asked my mother the very same question and she said, ‘It’s taken me 58 years for me to look like this. You think I’m going to ruin it now?”

Good point, Mama Bundchen. Gisele added, “She looks great, so I hope I will look the same.” Hmm…really Gisele?

Too bad not everyone is born with the genes of a supermodel. It’s a lot easier to age gracefully when your starting point is miles above the average Joe. To ensure my own graceful aging, I have invested my measly intern wages in Botox so that I might afford a future tummy tuck in the case that I can’t quit my pizza and potato chips habit.

And by the way, I hate Gisele Bundchen out of pure envy — although I’m not sure if it is because of her good looks or her boyfriend Tom Brady.

Lucky bitch.

Photos: Getty Images

More photos of Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady enjoying the Boston Celtics game after the jump.

Photos: Getty Images

By Intern Traci

  1. R

    really gisele?? did you forget about the implants we see here?? http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/005389.html

    and what about your nose job as reported here?? http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/004911.html

  2. anon

    Everyone is talking about the PDA between her and Tom.
    a) she looked desperately clingy on Tom, who at times looked very disinterested. She was totally not interested in that game whatsoever!

    b) Leo was also in the house, so she was trying to show him how deeply in-love she is with Tom Brady.

    Pathetic!!

  3. btown

    right on R. it’s actually pretty common knowledge in the modeling world that ms. bundchen has been surgically enhanced in more than one area. she was gorgeous before, and is nothing short of amazing now. just saying that even she has resorted to the knife to ‘improve’ what she considered an unsatisfactory appearance.

  4. Blah

    No plastic surgery? Yeah right, bitch! You had a nose job and implants! No natural beauty that’s for sure.

  5. Sybill

    claire danes….

  6. jag

    If you believe this article, you will believe anything. Just go and check some of the earlier pictures of her and even articles that she stated she had nose surgery.
    Dream on, Gisele.

  7. boot

    Well, she will most definitely have to do something about her stringy, veiny neck down the line! It already looks pretty bad!

  8. lily

    I’ve heard she’s had a nose job. But I hate to break to Ms. Bundchen, but she is far from perfection from the neck up. Really a hatchet face, with small eyes and long nose. I’ve heard many suggest she’s actually transgender. That’s a bit unfair, but I’ve never thought she was very pretty, especially when there are so many gorgeous supermodels and actresses. She has a fantastic body– but I think she might want to look into a little more work on the face!

  9. Amber

    I don’t really think this woman is attractive. She’s got a nice, fit body but her face is pretty ugly. I’ve never understood how she came to be a supermodel, I see much more attractive women everyday on the street.

  10. joan durtz

    She aint all that. Frankly, she looks kind of mannish. She has made it as far as she has because the modeling industry basically picks and chooses who they want to make stars. She is from Brazil and when she started to get big Brazil girls were all the rage.

    Dude look like a lady, seriously.

  11. rdiggity1

    WOW, some pretty sweet snark up there

  12. Francesca

    Well this horse faced tranny certainly couldn’t get more revolting. I think I actually see an adam’s apple there. Seriously, she and Dean Graziosi just need to come out as “transgendered” already.

  13. Francesca

    Well this horse faced tranny certainly couldn’t get more revolting. I think I actually see an adam’s apple there. Seriously, she and Dean Graziosi just need to come out as “transgendered” already.

  14. isaiah

    i couldnt agree more franchesca,theres no way dean graziosi is a born male.

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