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Thank you Jesus! Can I get am amen!

So apparently Spencer Pratt (happy birthday Spencer – he turns twelve today) is an amazing lover. Shudder. In an interview with Playboy magazine the couple interviewed each other. Of course. They have joined the mile high club, and thought they needed to share.

“I was never very sexual before I met Spencer,” Heidi Montag, star of The Hills, claims. “Sex was just something that happened. Now it’s something I look forward to every minute of the day . . . it makes me want to try every new thing, doing it all kinds of ways — indoors, outdoors, upside down.”

Be right back. I need to go and scrub my skin raw and puke.

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