God of F*ck Having a Mid-Life Crisis

January 18th, 2007 // 7 Comments

People reports that Marilyn Manson got himself a younger version of his ex. And a live scorpion. What?

Some of Marilyn Manson’s pals aren’t so happy about his rumored relationship with 19-year-old actress Evan Rachel Wood, PEOPLE reports in its new issue.

“It’s like he’s having a midlife crisis,” says a source close to Manson, 38, and estranged wife Dita Von Teese, 34. “He’s with a younger version of Dita.”

The friend points out that Wood, who was last seen in public with Manson at his birthday party on Jan. 5, “has her hair and makeup done like Dita.”

Meanwhile, there’s one sign that it’s getting serious between the pair: For his 38th birthday, Wood “gave him a live scorpion in a cage,” a source at the goth rocker’s party tells PEOPLE.

For Christmas, he got a live beehive for his bathroom. I find it shocking that his friends don’t support their bloody glitterglam satanic Weimar Republic-worshipping rockstar scarecrow defiling a virginal-looking nineteen year old. You think they would have a Black Mass with her as the nude altar for him.

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Comments (7)

  1. dinah | January 18, 2007 at 9:57 pm

    Well when he was dating or engaged to Rose McGowen she was only 20 so maybe he is trying to go back in time.

  2. Bergie | January 18, 2007 at 10:53 pm

    Okay, I remember reading an article a couple years back where Evan Rachael Wood said, “…and if you’re like 40, don’t be hitting on me!” The dude who ‘plays’ Marilyn Manson is 38 – so I guess a 19 yr. old going out with a 38 yr. old is only slighty less gross than 17 on 40. Hell, I’m 38, and I feel like an old man. Much too old to be banging some little 19 yr. old!

  3. Lyndsey | January 19, 2007 at 12:51 pm

    you know, he should consider himself lucky to get a girl like Dita. I think she’s Beautiful with a capital B, who married his fug ass. You know that if he didnt make the name for himself that he has she wouldnt take a second look at him. SHe can DEFINITELY do better and good for her for leaving when she did.

  4. lolalola | January 19, 2007 at 2:03 pm

    Hey, nobody even knew who Dita was before she married him. Fuggly or not (fuggly), he made her more of a household name than she ever would have been without MM. Vogue would never have featured her wedding to some no-name. She should be grateful. She can now charge probably 10x as much for her strip act. Nobody did Dita wrong.

    Ok, but p.s. A 38 year old dating 19 year old–yuck.

  5. jujju! | January 19, 2007 at 3:28 pm

    that little girl is an idiot for falling for that talentless losers’ “i’m so dark, i’m a tortured genius” bullshit.

  6. Steve Savage | January 19, 2007 at 9:07 pm

    Talk about a hypocrite. I’ll bet the moment he walks into his mansion he takes off the makeup, grabs a beer and a slab of ribs from the fridge and eats it on his wifebeater t-shirt.
    The man is a master of the bull-****. He just wanted some 19 year old tail, all men in their late 30′s do.

  7. Bob | January 27, 2007 at 9:38 pm

    Man,I’d bang the hell out of some 19 year old bird to if I was his age, and in his position.
    What people have to remember is that underneath all of that goth crap, he is still a 15 year old nerd with no REAL friends.
    Hell it could be worse he could have shot some fucker’s dead when he was back in school.

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