(WENN)

Dancing With The Stars’/my future sideline hoe Joey Fatone talked to People magazine about his ass recently at an Alzheimer’s benefit .

Joey Fatone [says of] his derriere, “It’s big. It’s a little juicy. There’s nothing wrong with it. It’s gotta tuck in. I’ve got to push my pelvic bone in.”

I’ll push a pelvic bone in.

I know that wasn’t very Socialite but he walked into that one. Or backed into it. Yeow! I’m here all weekend, folks! Is this thing on? Remember to tip your waitress! Try the veal!