mouthwash? good lord she looks so old

I think that she might be animated. Perhaps no botox. Perhaps she has a personality.

maybe she has the newest way to facelift.. oralift

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=387250&in_page_id=1879

I wonder if she has been on certain medications that can cause tardive dyskinesia. It’s a thought.

Actually, it’s an anti-aging exercise. My teacher used to do it all the time when I was little and I finally realized what it when I myself wanted to prevent wrinkles (for years, I thought my teacher was nuts).

She doesn’t look that old for her age here — but it shows how airbrushed she is when she appears on magazine covers these days.

Looks like her dentures came loose.

Okay, I normally don’t suggest plastic surgery, but she definitely needs something. Ugh, she has not aged well.

I love Goldie Hawn

Holy shit, she looks rough. Is Kurt still hitting that? Because somehow I doubt it. They’re still together for the kids.

Even though the kids are, like, thirty.

UUUUghh. She looks like one of those old alchie street women you see in skanky dive bars. You know, the ones who suck off crusty bums for their last 2 bucks so she can get herself a couple of PBRs.

uuughhh….

There’s a book of facial exercises designed to strengthen facial muscles and prevent drooping. That looks like what she’s doing. It’s kind of sad. She’s got to let go and find gratification in something other than the public’s response to her.

Umm… Oral Yoga? Just a thought.

I would love to see some of these people who are leaving these comments. I think Goldie Hawn is beautiful for her age and I do think that she could give a lot of younger women a run for their money. It comes easy when you are young but it takes a real women to look good at 60. She must be doing something right, she is very successful. Goldie is one of my idles.

I would love to see some of these people who are leaving these comments. I think Goldie Hawn is beautiful for her age and I do think that she could give a lot of younger women a run for their money. It comes easy when you are young but it takes a real women to look good at 60. She must be doing something right, she is very successful. Goldie is one of my idles.

Idols, not idles.

Goldie is still amazingly photogenic, just like she was in high school.

Almost anyone can be caught looking not their best. She looks fantastic in the accompanying pictures….I wish I could still sport long hair.