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Can you spot the coping mechanism? While Guy Ritchie appears to have taken us up on our offer and is drinking away his woes at a pub in London, his future ex-wife Madonna distracted herself from her impending divorce by singing and dancing on stage at a concert in San Diego.

Guy stumbled out of the Punch Bowl pub in Mayfair looking like he’d imbibed one too many pints (and martinis, if he’s feeling classy). Friends say it’s the custody battle that has the Sherlock Holmes director feeling so frustrated. “It’s not Madge’s money he wants but the children,” a spy told The Sun.

In between songs, Madonna took a moment to express her excitement at the announcement that Barack Obama had been elected president. Yeah, we all forgot that she’s not British.

Can you spot the coping mechanism? While Guy Ritchie appears to have taken us up on our offer and is drinking away his woes at a pub in London, his future ex-wife Madonna distracted herself from her impending divorce by singing and dancing on stage at a concert in San Diego.

Guy stumbled out of the Punch Bowl pub in Mayfair looking like he’d
imbibed one too many pints (and martinis, if he’s feeling classy).
Friends say it’s the custody battle that has the Sherlock Holmes director feeling so frustrated. “It’s not Madge’s money he wants but the children,” a spy told The Sun.

In between songs, Madonna took a moment to express her excitement at the announcement that Barack Obama had been elected president. Yeah, we all forgot that she’s not British