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We’re introducing a new little feature called THREE MARTINI THURSDAY. Basically, this is the time when we give a celebrity of our choosing three three-olive, extra dirty martinis because quite frankly, they need it the most.
This week, hands-down we believe this award should go to Guy Ritchie. It’s sort of a cumulative decision, since it looks like he’s been having a bad week every week since the announcement of his divorce from Madonna.
Even though we know that both of them are probably miserable at the moment, there’s something about Guy’s constant hangdog expression that won our sympathy. If we’re to believe reports (and it’s sort of hard not to, knowing Madonna), he has been living with her waving a “love contract” in his face, forced to schedule lovemaking schedules to fit into her tight schedule of working out, career and worship, and believes she is “bigger than Jesus.”
Anyone who was able to successfully live with someone that controlling and self-absorbed for as long as he did deserves three martinis on the house. And then some.
Click any photo to view all 10+ photos of Guy Ritchie in the gallery!
We’re introducing a new little feature called THREE MARTINI THURSDAY.
Basically, this is the time when we give a celebrity of our choosing a
three-olive, extra dirty martini because quite frankly, they need it
the most.
This week, hands-down we believe this award should go to Guy Ritchie. It’s sort of a cumulative decision, since it looks like he’s been having a bad week every week since the announcement of his divorce from Madonna. Even
though we know that both of them are probably miserable at the moment,
there’s something about Guy’s constant hangdog expression that won our
sympathy. If we’re to believe reports (and it’s sort of hard not to,
knowing Madonna), he has been living with her waving a “love contract” in his face, forced to schedule lovemaking schedules to fit into her tight schedule of working out, career and worship, and believes she is “bigger than Jesus.”Anyone
who was able to successfully live with someone that controlling and
self-absorbed for as long as he did deserves three martinis on the
house. And then some.Check out all 10+ photos of Guy Ritchie in the gallery!
green cardigan | October 30, 2008 at 11:08 am
Guy seems like the kind of guy (ha! geddit?) who would prefer 3 pints of lager over 3 martini’s….but any which way, I think he’s earned them. At least he’d probably drink them. I doubt Madge would.
Eric | October 30, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Hey guys,
I agree and would love to supply the olive juice for the dirty martini. Let me know and I’ll send you some samples of our product – Dirty Sue -premium olive juice for dirty martinis.
http://www.dirtysue.com
Best,
Eric
et1969@mac.com
fabio | October 31, 2008 at 8:53 am
come on.madonna is better than him.i hate him now.he is a dissapointed.last night a madonna fan drop him a glass of wine.lol.hes not being a good guy.not a good father.he should fly and get with his kids but he prefers go to pubs.madonna has a huge career and she keep her kids with her