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Guy Ritchie‘s at Comic-Con (along with the rest of the world), promoting his film with Gerard Butler (RockNRolla). He took the time to address the issue of difficulty in his marriage to Madonna. Because she’s allegedly been with the butcher, the baker, and the ball player.

Guy told the crown at a panel discussion that his marriage was ok “as far as I’m aware of.” Oh you fool.

That was the gist of it. Apparently she hasn’t pulled the trigger. Yet.

He also said some crazy stuff about London.

“I was born there and I’ve seen it change and I know a great deal about
it, I’m invested,” he said. “I live vicariously through my
wife, so I was once a spy and now I’ve become a tourist, and it’s much
more fun to live in London as a tourist than it is as a spy.”

Uh, sure. But tell us more  about how you found out your wife was cheating on you with a Yankee.

“Someone told me the definition was a spy always looks for the bad
stuff, and a tourist always looks for the good stuff. So that makes it
easy, being married to an American,” he explained.

Fine, be that way.