Why isn’t she being carried around on a solid gold litter, by muscular men covered in oil? Gavin can walk behind with his head bowed. If I had that huge a thing inside of me, I would only leave the house if people carried me around. Screw walking, I’ve got A PERSON IN ME! Here’s Gwen Stefani with house-husband Gavin Rossdale and son Kingston enjoying a day at the beach. They’re big into the beach.
Gwen’s gotta be miserable. This is going to turn her back to the yelpy faux-ska music that she used to make.
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15 more photos of Gwen Stefani with Gavin and Kingston Rossdale enjoying a day at Laguna Beach after the jump.
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So my suspicions that she’s actually a man might be challenged, but they’re not completely eradicated. She and Scarlett Joe-Hanson are two of the fugliest creatures on the planet.
Damn Gwen/Gavin, put some damn sunscreen on that kid. I know that with two extremely pasty parents, he should absolutely NOT be reddish-brown like an overcooked Hebrew National hotdog. He’s going to be a leathery, wrinkly mess by the time he’s 10 at this rate!!
They are the cutest family ever! Are the boys wearing the matching Vilebrequin shorts? http://www.someonespoilme.com/gift-review/vilebrequin-okoa-navy-turtle-swimtrunks/