Gwen Stefani Has Denied Herself For A Very Long Time

April 12th, 2007 // 7 Comments

The aural serial killer responsible for the single most irritating song on the radio right now, “The Sweet Escape”, claims to have been on a diet since she was in the sixth grade . Good, for creating that song you DESERVE TO STARVE!

You can excuse a girl a bit of vanity – even Gwen Stefani. “If you had paparazzi outside your house, you’d make sure you looked good, too,” the singer and fashion designer tells Harper’s Bazaar in its May issue.

Still, Stefani admits that she struggled to keep her size 4 figure even before her pregnancy. “I hate talking about it, but it’s true,” she says. “I’ve always been on a diet, ever since I was in the sixth grade. It’s an ongoing battle and it’s a nightmare. But I like clothes too much, and I always wanted to wear the outfits I would make.” She adds with a laugh: “And I’m very vain.”

No shit. Oh god, and that STUPID ASS video. Christ, it’s like she’s daring us to call her on her idiotic fare. She’s got Rapunzel hair and she’s in a golden jail and then she goes to the 7-11? I’m starting a damn boycott. It’s like the Emperor’s New Clothes! Except the Emperor is wearing a lot of plaid and wigs from “Scarface” and she’s all up on herself and making Akon spout nonsense for a hook! None of her shit means anything lately!

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By J. Harvey
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Comments (7)

  1. pambam | April 12, 2007 at 8:25 pm

    of course her video is going to be nonesensical. she’s delirious from not eating for a couple decades. i mean, beyonce went on a diet for dreamgirls, and i think her videos since then prove my point.

  2. Gary | April 12, 2007 at 8:35 pm

    Gwen Stefani is hot. Her videos are entertaining and she is hot in them.
    More Gwen. More Gwen. More Gwen.

  3. sasha | April 12, 2007 at 9:07 pm

    diet is a lifestyle i want to eat large orders of chinese food all by myself everyday. BUt i do it once or twice a month same with other stuff. I eat before 10 pm a nd try to eat in morning, Thats mmy diet thats how i sttay a size 2 doesnt make me crazy just purty cause im not going to a gym.

  4. DarthPaul | April 12, 2007 at 9:30 pm

    I’ve always thought that she sucks. She’s totally tepid, nothing but a lame image with a shitty voice.

  5. DA | April 12, 2007 at 10:42 pm

    I miss the old Gwen Stefani when she wasn’t a caricature or herself.

  6. joann Durtz | April 13, 2007 at 6:19 pm

    I gave up on Gwen a few years ago when she got up to the podium at the grammys and thanked her husband for marrying her. What a dumb shit! He should be thanking her. She is the one who pays the bills obviously because his band is toast.

    She gave up her power that night.

  7. Lady | April 14, 2007 at 1:08 pm

    I’m glad Gwen Stefani is somewhat vain. She’s an entertainer who cares about her audience and putting forth her best. She wants to dress nicely and look good in photos. This is what you must do and it is never easy. You can’t sit down and eat up the house. You exercise self control. It’s not something you do every now and then. You do it for the rest of your life if you care about your body and your health.

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