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Here’s Gwen Stefani ready to explode a child all over us. Lil’ Kingston must be like “can you give birth soon, because I’m starting to have nightmare about the front of you, Mommy.”
Gwen must be at that stage that all pregnant ladies get to. When you’re ready to hold a bank hostage just to have someone come with some forceps and Crisco to relieve you of your unholy burden.
Her husband Gavin Rossdale must hide most of the day, and only poke his head out when sleeping. If he asked her how she was, he’d probably end up as her hood ornament.
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Here’s Gwen Stefani
ready to explode a child all over us. Lil’ Kingston must be like “can
you give birth soon, because I’m starting to have nightmare about the
front of you, Mommy.”Gwen must be at that stage that all
pregnant ladies get to. When you’re ready to hold a bank hostage just
to have someone come with some forceps and Crisco to relieve you of
your unholy burden.Her husband Gavin Rossdale
must hide most of the day, and only poke his head out when sleeping. If
he asked her how she was, he’d probably end up as her hood ornament.
She looks so pretty and large sexy. She is my favor. I saw her new sexy photos in site ”W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ”. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.
Gwen is LARGE? WTF is wrong with you? LARGE? She’ 9 months or so pregnant!
Such bullshit talk about such a healthy mother that’s due soon.
this whole little ditty about gwen stafani was lame and not at all funny. uh yeah, she’s pregnant.
j. harvey, usually you’re hilarious! but this makes you sound like you’ve never been around a preg woman…and a mysoginist.
seriously, “because I’m starting to have nightmare about the front of you, Mommy”…ugh. so lame.
I disagree J., I AM a pregnant woman, and I thought your remarks were both dead on and funny! Pregnant women do get to a point where the bank/crisco/forceps scenario can become very real! Nothing misogynistic about those statements, and as for the Kingston statement, if you were two and your moms lap disappeared wouldn’t that start to freak you out a bit?
The post wasn’t funny. Not offensive, just not funny.
Recently it’s been like someone else is writing bad one-liners posing as JHarvey.
she is very hot and pretty and big bellied
she is very hot and pretty and big bellied
she is very hot and pretty and big bellied